dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

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"She laughed and danced with the thought of death in her heart."

Hans Christian Andersen, the Little Mermaid (via bloodychaos)

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acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

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raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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"I saw you and everything collapsed underneath me and nothing made sense anymore."

jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

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nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

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